*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
Wearing a bow tie is a way of expressing an aggressive lack of concern for what other people think
“That’s it, Missus,” Marianne says from behind the counter. “Your big city ass is cooked! I’m callin’ the police!”
You idiot, I think to myself on my way out the door. Do I look married to you?
Oh, Cheryl Trykv, I love you!
